YOGA GETS ON GREGOR’S NIRVANA
As told at Feathered Pipe Ranch, July 6, 2007.
By Barry S. Willdorf

Some of you may recall that for 5 years, I updated you on the adventures of Gregor the Lotus who lived in his home in Muddy Waters Pond. Well, I’m sorry to have to tell you that Gregor will not be with us this year.

I just received an email from him. It reads as follows: Read the rest of this entry »

FIRST DRAFT PRODUCTIONS
Proudly Presents” The Gregor Chronicles, Part 5
“MEDIA CIRCUS MAXIMUS”
Staring Gregor D. Lotus

For those of you who have joined us in the middle of Gregor’s adventures, I will explain:

Gregor is a lotus who lives in Muddy Waters, a pond that can be found in the very middle of the Great State of Imagination. Gregor, like his namesake, can metamorphose, which is very fortunate because without that ability, there wouldn’t be much of a story. He’d never go anywhere or do anything.
As usual, the opinions expressed by Gregor and the other characters in this tale are their own and however distasteful, should not be attributed to the author or Feathered Pipe Ranch, both of whom are well-known to have no opinions whatsoever.
No loti have been injured during the creation of this tale.
Parental indiscretion is not only advised but encouraged. Read the rest of this entry »

© 2004

TROCHANTER PRODUCTIONS
In Cooperation with
UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS, LTD.
Presents: Gregor the Lotus
In
THE GERMINATOR

Before we begin, I have a short announcement. In compliance with the Patriot Act, I was required to submit my thoughts to censors at the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity and that made a few small edits, which do not, I repeat do not detract from the quality of the story.

“One morning, Gregor woke up…. Read the rest of this entry »

JURASANA PARK
(Gregor goes Michael Crichton one better.)
© August 2002
(Once again at the Feathered Pipe Ranch)

Friends, it’s been a year since we left Gregor at the pond but, sad to say, he is still having his ups and downs. He’s not content. And when a lotus is not content, we may surmise that it has something to do with water.

“Cough…cough…” Gregor cleared his lotus throat and looked down with his lotus eyes. “Oh my god,” he exclaimed. “I can’t see the bottom. What’s with all this mud?” Read the rest of this entry »

FEATHERED PIPEDREAMS
(Or, Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the muddy water.)
© August 2001

Those of you who were here last year may recall the story of Gregor the lotus. Well, I’m sad to say that he has not lived happily ever after. A year of therapy seems to have done Gregor very little good. The only noticeable change has been his taste in literature. Gregor has recently rekindled a childhood affection for Lewis Carroll and as with everything else he does, Gregor has gone a bit overboard. (Unfortunately, he has also developed an addiction for reality television.) So let’s look in on the little guy and see what’s up. Read the rest of this entry »